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April is the cruelest month
"April is the cruelest month, but not in heating costs..." Site
"If April is the cruelest month, October is the month of contradictions. Isn't it odd-just as the leaves fall off the trees, the days get shorter too!" Site
"April is the Cruelest Month" - Beverly Hills 90210 episode, aired April 11, 1991.Site
"Eliot may think that April is the cruelest month of all, but PC gamers know that it's really January. " Site
April IS the cruelest month


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Date: Mon, 2 Apr 2001 15:03:56

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I hate April and it hates me.

Besides the fact that my natal chart indicates no fewer than 5 objects in retrograde (including mercury, ruler of communication) I seemed to have forwarded a virus to everyone on the list.
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April doesn't have to be the cruelest month with Taxpayer Advocate Service
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"April is the cruelest month
Titanic to the day
Abe old Lincoln shot April 14th
Never saw that month of May..."Site
"T.S. Eliot’s “The Wasteland” begins, “April is the cruelest month…” Well, if you talk to as many people as I have, March wasn’t exactly a picnic. Mercury was in retrograde..."Site
Sportsnight (TV show) episode #19, "April is the Cruelest Month", aired Tuesday, March 28, 2000.Site
"T.S. Eliot mused that April is the cruelest month, but in some ways that distinction could also be held by November. The glory of autumn foliage has given or is giving way to grayness..."Site
"April Is the Cruelest Month, but Mutual Funds Survived
BW fund maven Jeffrey Laderman sees value funds coming into their own"Site
"Daism Report #1
April was the Cruelest Month
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April 2000 was probably one of the weirder months in the history of Adidam..."Site
"T.S. Eliot didn't know squat. More specifically, he didn't know snow. 'April is the cruelest month' he wrote in the opening line of The Waste Land. He was wrong. April is not the cruelest month. February is the cruelest month - by a lot."Site
"'April is the cruelest month.' So said T.S. Eliot. He was wrong. The cruelest month is definitely March, if you ask Julius Caesar, who died on the ides. Ted Kennedy would say July, or at least Mary Jo Kopechne would, but she's dead so it's better not to quote her. Bob Dole's not a big fan of November, especially not the second Tuesday of that month. So, maybe April's not that bad."Site
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April Voted Cruelest, Cruelest Month

Boston, MA - Execrable. Dickensian. Siberia had better weather. And now, April 2000 in Boston is getting the recognition it deserved."Site
"With spring having just arrived, I thought it fitting to find a wine to celebrate the season. I wanted a wine that would reflect this time of year’s crisp breezes, green lawns, budding flowers, and sunny days as well as its rainy ones. By this time, you’ve probably guessed that I don’t share T.S. Eliot’s view that 'April is the cruelest month.'"Site
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April is the cruelest month for poetry.

As part of the spring ritual of National Poetry Month, poets are symbolically dragged into the public square in order to be humiliated with the claim that their product has not achieved sufficient market penetration and must be revived by the Artificial Resuscitation Foundation (ARF)..."Site
August, the Cruelest Month
Russians have been battered by a series of disasters — and the future doesn't look any brighter Site
April Was Not the Cruelest Month As MH REIT stocks were up

April was a pretty good month to have owned at least some manufactured housing stocks, in particular Sun Communities and Champion Homes. Site
MollyGoLightly April is NOT the cruelest month, mister Eliot...that's when I made my appearence. 000523 Site
APRIL MAY BE the cruelest month, but May is apparently the busiest, at least when it comes to meaningless symbolic gestures. Gov. Gray Davis has decreed May 2000 (deep breath):
California Community Residential Care Month,
California Refugee Awareness Month,
California Travel and Tourism Month,
Call Before You Dig Month,
Drowning Prevention Month,
Foster Care Month,
Mental Health Month,
Safe Jobs for Youth Month,
Teenage Pregnancy Prevention Month,
Water Awareness Month, and
World Languages and Culture Month.
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April is the cruelest month," wrote the poet T.S. Eliot, but for many local-area bookstores, the cruelest month may well be August. Site
T.S. Eliot said April was the cruelest month. But how can that be? Didn't he know it was National Poetry Month in Canada? Site
``April is the cruelest month'', wrote T.S. Eliot in his `Waste Land'. If he was living in Chennai he may have called the Tamil month `Aadi', when some temples wake you up with blaring music on loudspeakers, the cruelest month. Site
April is the cruelest month, particularly for Post of the Month Coordinators. Site
NEW YORK (Reuters) - October may be the cruelest month for U.S. stock markets, but February is the month that U.S. Treasury secretaries want to forget. Site
Every month is the cruelest month, but after a while, they remain just months, marking time as we keep on keeping on. Writing, like time, is a way to keep on keeping on. Site
"April is the cruelest month" said Elliot ... so this month's main web essay is Cruelty. Topics include war, torture, slavery... Site
April is said to be the cruelest month - or is that just a cliche? Site
April is therefore the cruelest month because one must stand in a postion that simultaniously observes a religon for its obvious patterns and cannot stand outside of this same system. Site
... Earth in forgetful snow. - TS Eliot. I disagree with the esteemed poet TS Eliot's claim that April is the cruelest month. For most geographic locations, April is a complex month..." Site
"T.S. Eliot was a baseball fan,
And probably an Orioles man.
He looked up from his box scores one bleak day,
And 'April is the cruelest month,' he said."Site
...they wanted to use the ending in which Heavenly gets naked. However, Sewanee, The University of the South in Tennessee, which owns the rights to Williams' plays, said no. That ending is to a work titled "April is the Cruelest Month" and not applicable to "Spring Storm," Sewanee spokesperson Joe Romano said. Site
For the nation's second-busiest subway system, April is the cruelest month. Site
Et le premier jour d'avril n'était pas propice à la gentille écriture, lui non plus. Vous vous en souvenez ? C'était le jour quand une mauvaise auto dans le parking ici a sonné son alarme de klaxon presque toutes les 5 minutes du jour (sauf pour les 5 minutes quand je me suis allé au parking pour trouver le véhicule coupable pour noter son numèro de license sur ses plaques d'apprenti conducteur ! Puis l'auto en question était silencieuse comme le tombeau !)

Donc il faut que je fasse qqc de bon pour mes lecteurs ce matin avant qu'un nouveau coup de destin efface encore mes bonnes intentions à cet égard en me rendant faché. Car je trouve malchanceux ce mois d'avril grâce au genre d'histoire dont je parle ci-dessus. (Il se peut que T.S. Eliot eût raison, n'est-ce pas: "l'avril est le mois le plus cruel.")
Translation by SYSTRAN:
And the first day of April was not favourable with the nice writing, him either. You remember it? It was the day when a bad car in the carpark here sounded its alarm of horn almost every 5 minutes of the day (except for the 5 minutes when I went myself to the carpark to find the vehicle guilty to note his numèro license on his plates of conducting apprentice! Then the car in question was quiet like the tomb!)

Therefore it is necessary that I make qqc of good for my readers this morning before a new blow of destiny still erases my good intentions in this respect while me returning faché. Because I find unlucky person this April thanks to the kind of history about which I speak above. (It may be that T.S. Eliot was right, is not this: " April is the cruelest month. ")
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Saturday, December 26, 1998

December is the cruelest month as city records the coldest day

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CHANDIGARH, Dec 25: Much as the people of the city would wish it otherwise, December has turned out to be the cruelest month so far, with the winter sun refusing to provide the much-needed warmth. Site
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In the opening lines of his poem The Wasteland, T.S. Eliot tells us that "April is the cruelest month." He obviously never made it to Denton in April. This month is packed with cruelty-free music that even a snobbish Modernist like Eliot could enjoy. Site
April is the cruelest month if you read bad poetry. But if you are a marathon fan or an elite marathon runner, then April is the kindest month of all. Site
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April is the cruelest month, perhaps, when it comes to superintendents' budgets; a lot of material - fertilizers and pre-emergents especially - is being put out on turf, and none of it's cheap. Site
For pitchers, April [2001] was the cruelest month -- ever. Batters hit 931 homers, a record for one month and 140 more than last April, according to the Elias Sports Bureau, baseball's official statistician. Site
April is master of disasters
In air, on land or sea, no one is safe.

By COLLEEN CASON
Scripps Howard News Service

"April is the cruelest month," wrote T.S. Eliot in "The Waste Land."

Even the prostrate poet may not have been aware of how vast and violent that wasteland might be.

Other months have their blemishes on the Day Planner of time, but April is history's hulking carbuncle.

As if to prove it is a five-letter word for bad news, all the following happened in April.

Jesus was crucified in 30 A.D. Assassins cut down Abraham Lincoln in 1865, Martin Luther King Jr. in 1968 and Richard the Lionhearted in 1199.

Strife is rife. The United States declared war on Germany in 1917 and on Spain in 1898. Bataan fell to the Japanese in 1942, and the Bay of Pigs invasion was crushed by Castro's forces in 1961. The Irish rebellion began in 1916. L.A. was rocked by riots in 1992. In Waco, Texas, the Branch Davidians perished in a fiery siege the next year.

Terrorists come out of the woodwork. In 1954 at the U.S. Capitol, five congressman were gunned down on the floor of the House by Puerto Rican radicals. The sailors of the HMS Bounty mutinied in 1789. Hijackers of a Kuwait airliner threw murdered hostages to the tarmac at the Cypress airport in 1978.

April is naturally disastrous. Noah ark's ran aground on Mount Ararat in 2348 B.C. and just last year, the upper Midwest was swamped by the worst floods in U.S. history.

Our nation's worst earthquake shook San Francisco in 1906. Through the eons, Mounts Etna, Vesuvius and Santa Maria in Guatemala all erupted in April. In 1947, tornadoes cut across Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas, killing 169.

Fortunately, no one was hurt when the highest gust of wind -- 231 mph -- was recorded at Mount Washington, N.H., in 1934.

The month is a trial by fire. The world's worst nuclear disaster, the explosion of the Chernobyl reactor in the Soviet Union, happened in 1986.

The worst industrial accident in U.S. history occurred in 1947 in Texas City, Texas, when a freighter exploded in Galveston Bay, killing 600 of the town's 16,000 residents.

A fire gutted most of Pittsburgh in 1845. Architect Frank Lloyd Wright would later say the rebuilding was the bigger disaster.

It has not been a merry time on the maritime. The largest ship ever built, the Titanic, sank with 1,500 of its passengers in 1912. The nuclear submarine Thresher went down in April 1963, killing 129. Lesser known ships with names like Sea Bird, Asian, Daniel Steinman and Dara sank to the briny deep.

April is not a good month to tempt fate. Apollo 13, launched at 1313 hours in military-speak on April 11, 1970, radioed Houston with its "problem" on April 13.

Lest we forget. In 1792, the guillotine was sharpened for its first execution. Coffee rationing went into effect during World War II. Grunge musician Kurt Cobain killed himself in 1994. And, of course, income-tax returns are due on the 15th.

It's no wonder the universal call for aid is "May Day."

Colleen Cason writes for the Ventura County Star in California.

Copyright 1997 The Topeka Capital-Journal

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T.S. Eliot didn't originally begin "The Wasteland" with the pronouncement that "April is the cruelest month." Surviving rough drafts show that he started out by describing a drinking match among three Irish men. Site
I think Eliot was wrong. August, not April, is the cruelest month. Still haven t gotten my paperwork done for the divorce. Site
Scully: I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue. Mulder: Oh, I have. April is the cruelest month, but mine didn't come with this. (A picture of Sharon Keveat) I found it between Miss April and Women of the Ivy League. Site
August is sure to be hot month for President Clinton
By Dan Rather

FOR American presidents, August is the cruelest month. President and Mrs. Kennedy lost a newborn son to illness in August 1963. Lyndon Johnson's dreams of reversing his decision to drop out of the race for another term died with the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia in August 1968. Richard Nixon was forced to resign in August 1974. Site
October was supposed to be the cruelest month, one in which playoff contenders tested the Washington Redskins' mettle every week. Instead, the Redskins are showing they can play smackdown defense with the best. Site
Chapter Two: The Cruelest Month

"April *is* the cruelest month," thought Una drearily, as she woke to a rainy sky on the morning of her father’s funeral. "It seems right, though, that there’s rain. Somehow a blue, sunny sky would seem offensive." Site
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1. The burial of the chad.
November is the cruelest month,
breeding Butterflies out of dead votes, mixing Manual and automatic tabulation ... Site
He didn't know New England, when TS Elliot wrote "April is the cruelest month." Most years, I can't tell the difference between March, April and May ... Site
July is the cruelest month. At least for roses here in Houston. Site
As ``Wasteland'' wastes away on ABC, October is becoming the cruelest month for creator Kevin Williamson. ABC's lowest-rated series, the freshman ``Wasteland'' drew just 4.8 million viewers to its second episode Thursday, finishing fourth in the 9-to-10 p.m. slot. Site
April may have been the cruelest month for TS Eliot, but it was merciful and merryful in 1992, when Roy & Nadine's opened in the south end of Lexington. Site
For Sega, maker of the popular, year-old gaming console Dreamcast fighting an uphill battle against Sony's PlayStation, April was the cruelest month. ... Site
Opponents of globalization, ancestrally tied to a more traditional anti capitalist European left, say they will make September Prague's cruelest month. Site
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